Hello everybody –It’s that time of year again when we announce our annual KPLRC Prize Competition!
You may have thought we pulled out all the stops last year with our prize of a copy of the “TomTom GPS Map of the Veins Round Katie Price’s Stretched Orange Nipples” and (all modesty aside!) we were feeling pretty smug here at the time. But I think I can say with my hand on my heart that this year’s prize is even more fantastic.
Take a good look at the picture below and rub your eyes in disbelief! For, in this year’s competition, we are offering you the chance to win this actual page from the original draft manuscript of Katie Price’s multi Booker Prize winning novel Crystal. That’s right folks –you could soon be holding in your very own hands a fragment of literary history –one of the very pieces of paper upon which the great authoress poured forth her genius, to the delight of her legions of fans around the globe.
To be in with a chance of winning, all you have to to is text the answer (A, B or C) to the following question to 80085. You can enter as many times as you want before the closing date of midnight on 12 December 2014, and the first correct entry pulled out of the reinforced brassiere cup after that date wins the prize.
QUESTION: What is Katie Price’s Favourite Skin Colour?
A: Slate Grey
B: Fluorescent Orange
C: Muddy Brown
(*Texts cost £3 plus operator fees and terminate in Khazakstan)