We’d like to apologise to those of you who visited the site yesterday expecting your fix of literary news and instead found yourself confronted by repulsive images of an orange-faced prostitute with obscene surgically inflated cartoon breasts. I’m afraid our website was once again hacked by the Jodie Marsh Liberation Army. Hackers affiliated with that group gained access to our database and were able to remove our normal content and replace it with pictures of their grotesque heroine.
You’ll be pleased to know that we’ve now regained control of our servers and have put in place upgraded security measures which should ensure such a distasteful incident doesn’t happen again. We thank you all for your loyalty and understanding during this difficult time.
And, lest any “newbies” visiting us yesterday, were left in any doubt…
This is their monstrous deformed gargoyle
And this is our beautiful genius
In your face JMLA! –it’ll take a lot more than a couple of defaced webpages to alter that inalienable truth!
[Note to Editor: Rem to double check pics before publishing!!!]